It's time to leave the Legacy's in peace for a moment and check in on my other legacy family, the Everson's of Strangetown.

Hellllllloooooo, ladies! Didja miss me? didja?

Dionysus...

Hey, chicky lady. I do the commentary on my family, remember? And it's Big D.

Only too well. Fine, fine.. but keep it CLEAN, Dionysus.

Clean, schmean.

Dionysus...

Fine! Clean! Sure! Geez. Women are so darn picky. Ahem! Hellllloooo, ladies! It's Big D here, ready to catch you up with the goings on in my family. Now it's ben a while, so please excuse Big D if he forgets some details. Memory ain't what it used to be (but everything else still works just as good! I promise!).

Let's see. Ah, here's a good picture. That's my old honey, Prof. Laura. She came over to visit one day - 'cause the ladies, they can't have enough of Big D - and before I could warn her, she'd gone out to Cuddles, my cowplant. Poor ol' Cuddles was hungry and.. well.. Prof. Laura was a willing dinner. She haunts around now and she ain't too happy about being dead. Or maybe it's 'cause she can now see all the girls I have over. Ah, well. Spooks don't spook me.



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